ok this is simple...I will start a story and you continue on to it and so on so on etc..ok lets start

their was once a man whos head was blue....and can fly

only at night time, the trouble was he could not see where he was flying because he had terrible night vision

and then he bought night vision gogles which worked wonderfully until....

he droped them in the toilet while going to the bathroom

lol and then batman found them

because batman was a plumber on the side

and superman was jealus that batman could see in the dark now

but he smelled like a toilet because thats where he found them

and then the cat from travis avatar came and killed them

and travis and tymon

and tymon became a zombie and travis became a bird

a zombie bird

who shoots "LAZOR"

at other birds then eats their eggs

which explode on touch