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PostSubject: really good deed...   Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:44 am

Really Good Deed

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.

He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter
goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the
guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but,
you never did anything bad either.

Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time
when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting
this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure
enough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em
torturing this chick.

Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and
walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a
studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As
I walked up to the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me.

So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the
head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of
them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a
bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a
lesson in pain!'"

St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this happen?"

"Er.. about two minutes ago."

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