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PostSubject: cheated man   Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:48 am

3 men standing in front of God

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.

Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife.
There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have
them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just
once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please
forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my
wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts
every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a
week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see
Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black
Jaguar.

Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your
eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car,
man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!

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