A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert
island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle
lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your hotmail e-mail account."
Subject: microsoft's ways 
Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:16 am