the death of a mother...

The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously
awaiting news of their mother.
Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom.
"Kid's......there's good news and bad news."
"The bad news is your mother's strength and will to
live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she
died a few moments ago"
"The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!"

i kinda like this one

cool

lol